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Let's start with whatever provides your nautical vessel the proper buoyancy.
Jesus said to Martha, "I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
As of Monday, July 20, buckgeorge.com has broken the 2,000 visit mark. Yes, each of my readers has visited the site roughly 667 times since 2009. At this rate, we'll make 1,000,000 visits by A.D. 2109.
I always try to maintain a healthy skepticism (or scepticism, if you're British), but looking at this Norwegian guy's copy of Noah's ark, I suddenly get the sense that, yeah, you could fit two (or seven?) of every animal on board this thing.
It's only in a dream that a man finds out how "lonely" he really is.
WARNING
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you
read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't
you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly
can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so
impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who
claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think
everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should
want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex.
Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a
fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will
become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler